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Assassin's Creed 2

At the beginning: Race your brother to the top of this church.

At the end: Kill the Pope

This first-grader’s entry for a drawing contest about inspiring…

This first-grader’s entry for a drawing contest about inspiring people who didn’t give up is actually the best tumblr [...]

thegrandweebofedenderry: cracked: Obviously, while he’s…

thegrandweebofedenderry:

cracked:

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you [...]

quackerjack: red3blog: formeldeharv: i put “All I Want for…

quackerjack:

red3blog:

formeldeharv:

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know [...]

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Me, on a date: so how do you feel about using old memes?

Them: I honestly hate people using memes that have expired. It's not funny anymore

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

“Every one of the above pundits who is blaming identity politics and political correctness for Trump, it can’t be stressed enough, hated identity politics to begin with, and would have regardless of who won. They’re jamming a long-held dislike into a topical and convenient narrative—an act that could be dismissed as cynical self-flattery if it wasn’t, in the face of [...]